valentine campaign

website-icon-and-lineDear Cupid,

Thank you for your email.  I’m sorry to hear business has been tough of late. Indeed the rise of online dating over the past decade must have taken the wind from your bow.

Yes, I’d be delighted to help identify some new opportunities now that it is illegal to work with arrows in public places.

Digital should never be ignored but the market is rather saturated in your field.  Perhaps we should review the basics, small signs, symbols and subtleties.   Indeed, we wouldn’t be here today if the fundamentals hadn’t been providing a quantifiable return for many generations.

Please do have a look at some of my recent testimonials and let’s meet to discuss further over a coffee – there’s a steamy molten range just launched at Starbucks that might appeal…